I have no life at the moment and it feels so good.
John: Sherlock! That corpse stinks and theres blood all over the carpet! Atleast wash your hands.
Sherlock: I don´t.
John: You mean ” I won´t “
Sherlock: No. I don´t. I never wash.
John: You never wash.
*shouting out of the bathroom*
John: God! Whoever left this packet of cigarettes here??
John: *locks the door* Got you.
Sherlock, this is really embarras…
Shut up, we are undercover.
So why do you get to wear the stylish outfit?
Because it fits my body type. You are to stocky.
This is the best story about guinea pigs ever.
reblogging this for punsel