I have no life at the moment and it feels so good.

i should be sleeping-

i should be sleeping-

John: Sherlock! That corpse stinks and theres blood  all over the carpet! Atleast wash your hands.

Sherlock: I don´t.

John: You mean ” I won´t “

Sherlock: No. I don´t. I never wash.

John: You never wash.

Sherlock: Yes.
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moments later-
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*shouting out of the bathroom*

John: God! Whoever left this packet of cigarettes here??

Sherlock: WHERE?

John: *locks the door* Got you.


Sherlock, this is really embarras…Shut up, we are undercover.So why do you get to wear the stylish outfit?Because it fits my body type. You are to stocky.Sod off.

Sherlock, this is really embarras…

Shut up, we are undercover.

So why do you get to wear the stylish outfit?

Because it fits my body type. You are to stocky.

Sod off.

scene from a Sherlock Rpg : D

scene from a Sherlock Rpg : D

based on a true story

based on a true story

hallo-spaceb0y:

This is the best story about guinea pigs ever.

reblogging this for punsel

hallo-spaceb0y:

This is the best story about guinea pigs ever.

reblogging this for punsel

what if you just can’t falls asleep because your upper and under eyelashes hate each other and start a fight everytime you close your eyes